Lol I got bored

When one doesn't drink a Starbucks coffee for a long time, they begin to feel as if they were empty, or soul-less, and will not feel whole again 'till one drinks a Starbucks coffee.

When one decides to switch from drinking Starbucks to some cheap coffee, he or she shall feel as if they have committed a sin, mainly because he or she has committed a sin.

When one drinks Dunkin' Donuts coffee, well, I wouldn't know how said person feels, 'cause, I don't drink Dunkin' Donuts coffee. I would (maybe) if there was one next to my school, like that conveniently placed Starbucks that's literally right across the street from my school.

When one drinks too much coffee in general, they might get sick from all that caffeine intake. I mean seriously, who wouldn't? However, when one drinks too much Starbucks coffee, they feel as if he or she were in Heaven. Before getting that huge crash afterwards of course.

When one wakes up tired in the morning, they shouldn't rely on coffee to wake them up. But eh f*ck it, coffee is too addicting. (Warning! I do not suggest drinking coffee lest you are of age! And that age is over 19! It is actually harmful to your body)

When one is called a white girl because they drink Starbucks, they should embrace it, 'cause it's well worth it.

When one has to pay over $5 on coffee (and I mean any coffee), they should clearly not buy it! (Sadly, I'm hypocrite, 'cause during the school year, every morning I'll go to that conveniently placed Starbucks and spend like $5.06-$5.30 on just a venti coffee! Damn!)

When one goes into a Starbucks and sees that the line is too long, f*ck your plans, you're getting that coffee.

And lastly, when one sees a hardcore coffee drinker such as myself, go right up to them and slap them in the face, and tell them to stop drinking coffee (don't actually do that. You'll probably get arrested or something).